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Q:  What did the Art Collector call the overly ornate Hoagie?
A:  Gaudi.
 
Q:  What did the Art Collector have to do when she dropped her Hoagie on the ground just after going to the convenience store?
A:  She had to Gaugin.
 
Q:  How did the Art Collector respond to her friend who asked whether he should have a Hoagie for lunch?
A:  Giotto.
 
Q:  What do Art Collectors say to shoosh pigeons away from their Hoagies?
A:  “Goya!”
 
Q:  What did the Art Collector have to wash from his hands before he could sit down to enjoy his Hoagie?
A:  Gris.
 
Q:  What does an Art Collector call an obsessive Hoagie-fondler?
A:  Gropious.
 
Q:  What does an Art Collector say when he finds a hair in his Hoagie?
A:  “Grosz!”

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Q:  How do Art Collectors cut their Hoagies when their knives are dull?
A:  They Haacke at them.

 

Q:  What wintertime sport do Art Collectors enjoy watching while eating their Hoagies?
A:  Ice Hockney.

 

Q:  What did the Rococo Art Collector call his Hoagie?
A:  “Hogarth.”

 

Q:  What did the nasally congested Art Collector say to reserve a Hoagie for after he felt better?
A:  “Holbein.”

 

Q:  What did the Art Collector do after drinking too much soda with his Hoagie?
A:  He went to the Hopper.

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Q:  Where do Art Collectors set up their Hoagie-picnic blankets?
A:  Ingres.

 

Q:  What is an Art Collector’s favorite state of being for a Hoagie?
A:  Itten.

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Q:  How does an Art Collector relieve herself after a Hoagie Binge?
A:  She goes to the Johns.

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Q:  How did the Art Collector know the meat on his Hoagie was bad?
A:  By the Kahlo.

 

Q:  What did the Art Collector use to make a sculpture in homage to her Hoagie?
A:  Klee.

 

Q:  What did the Art Collector do to the mountain that had a Hoagie at its summit?
A:  He Klimt it.

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Q:  What sci-fi television program do Art Collectors watch while eating their Hoagies?
A:  Star Lautrec.

 

Q:  What does an Art Collector use to scale the wall to get to his Hoagie?
A:  Levine.

 

Q:  What kind of cheese do you rarely find on an Art Collector’s Hoagie?
A:  Limbourg.

 

Q:  What do you call lettuce that gets stuck in the mustache of an Art Collector when he’s just eaten a Hoagie?
A:  Lipschitz.

 

Q:  How did the Art Collector have to adjust his belt after eating too many Hoagies?
A:  Loos.

 

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