S-Z

S

Q:  What crawled out of the alley and ate the Art Collector’s Hoagie?
A:  A Seurat.

 

Q:  What do Art Collectors call their Hoagies in outer space?
A:  Stella.

T

Q:  What do you call an Art Collector with the complexion of a Hoagie bun?
A:  Tanguy.

 

Q:  How did the Art Collector’s tongue feel after eating a hoagie with too much vinegar?
A:  Tinguely.

U

Q:
A:  Umberto.

V

Q:  What did the Art Collector say to her driver when she heard about the free Hoagies up the street?
A:  “Van Gogh!”

 

Q:  What did the Art Collector say to apologize for the behavior of his friends when they were waiting in line for Hoagies?
A:  “Vasari.”

W

Q:  For what did the Art Collector ask after eating a dry Hoagie?
A:  Watteau.

 

Q:  What did the Art Collector call the high-pitched fart he got after eating a Hoagie?
A:  A Whistler.

 

Q:  What does a Shakespearean Art Collector ask when he learns someone has stepped on his Hoagie?
A:  “Wyeth?”

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