GQ: What did the Art Collector call the overly ornate Hoagie? A: Gaudi. Q: What did the Art Collector have to do when she dropped her Hoagie on the ground just after going to the convenience store? A: She had to Gaugin. Q: How did the Art Collector respond to her friend who asked whether he should have a Hoagie for lunch? A: Giotto. Q: What do Art Collectors say to shoosh pigeons away from their Hoagies? A: “Goya!” Q: What did the Art Collector have to wash from his hands before he could sit down to enjoy his Hoagie? A: Gris. Q: What does an Art Collector call an obsessive Hoagie-fondler? A: Gropious. Q: What does an Art Collector say when he finds a hair in his Hoagie? A: “Grosz!”
HQ: How do Art Collectors cut their Hoagies when their knives are dull? A: They Haacke at them.
Q: What wintertime sport do Art Collectors enjoy watching while eating their Hoagies? A: Ice Hockney.
Q: What did the Rococo Art Collector call his Hoagie? A: “Hogarth.”
Q: What did the nasally congested Art Collector say to reserve a Hoagie for after he felt better? A: “Holbein.”
Q: What did the Art Collector do after drinking too much soda with his Hoagie? A: He went to the Hopper.
IQ: Where do Art Collectors set up their Hoagie-picnic blankets? A: Ingres.
Q: What is an Art Collector’s favorite state of being for a Hoagie? A: Itten.
JQ: How does an Art Collector relieve herself after a Hoagie Binge? A: She goes to the Johns.
KQ: How did the Art Collector know the meat on his Hoagie was bad? A: By the Kahlo.
Q: What did the Art Collector use to make a sculpture in homage to her Hoagie? A: Klee.
Q: What did the Art Collector do to the mountain that had a Hoagie at its summit? A: He Klimt it.
LQ: What sci-fi television program do Art Collectors watch while eating their Hoagies? A: Star Lautrec.
Q: What does an Art Collector use to scale the wall to get to his Hoagie? A: Levine.
Q: What kind of cheese do you rarely find on an Art Collector’s Hoagie? A: Limbourg.
Q: What do you call lettuce that gets stuck in the mustache of an Art Collector when he’s just eaten a Hoagie? A: Lipschitz.
Q: How did the Art Collector have to adjust his belt after eating too many Hoagies? A: Loos.