SQ: What crawled out of the alley and ate the Art Collector’s Hoagie? A: A Seurat.
Q: What do Art Collectors call their Hoagies in outer space? A: Stella.
TQ: What do you call an Art Collector with the complexion of a Hoagie bun? A: Tanguy.
Q: How did the Art Collector’s tongue feel after eating a hoagie with too much vinegar? A: Tinguely.
UQ: A: Umberto.
VQ: What did the Art Collector say to her driver when she heard about the free Hoagies up the street? A: “Van Gogh!”
Q: What did the Art Collector say to apologize for the behavior of his friends when they were waiting in line for Hoagies? A: “Vasari.”
WQ: For what did the Art Collector ask after eating a dry Hoagie? A: Watteau.
Q: What did the Art Collector call the high-pitched fart he got after eating a Hoagie? A: A Whistler.
Q: What does a Shakespearean Art Collector ask when he learns someone has stepped on his Hoagie? A: “Wyeth?”